Then
The sound of postings on the net
good fans, lock down your comment sections.
Beware they seek the deadly set
that spawns objections and rejections.
Sad puppies, sad puppies!
They seek the perfect screed.
Sad puppies, sad puppies!
They're very sad indeed.
Sad: the books they find deserving.
Sad: their look when Hugos settle.
From bias Hugos they are saving;
their pot is blacker than their kettle.
Sad puppies, sad puppies, now planning their reruns.
Sad puppies, sad puppies, you poor and little ones.
As usual, comments and ideas for improvements are welcome.